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[02 Oct 2009|07:58pm]
Dicks.
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[19 May 2009|12:47am]
"Daybreak" was okay. The ending with the japanese robots was absolutely retarded.
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[23 Feb 2009|10:10pm]
frack
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[14 Oct 2007|09:45pm]
I wish I could play slide guitar

cuz I got da bluuuues
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[06 Oct 2007|04:18pm]
[ music | 160 gb ]

Glory be the name of god
I finally got me an iPod

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Tak! [22 Sep 2007|01:57am]
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[16 Feb 2007|01:45am]
I might as well post it here

My DVD list )

This does not include the few movies I got from Blockbuster that need to be burned. Burnt? Someone tell me which is correct.
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[31 Jan 2007|11:33pm]
[ music | not xiu xiu ]

Jamie Stewart and I are best friends

"Jaime,
I've heard through the grapevine that as a reaction to some things she's said, you've told Miranda to end all contact with you, even going so far as to ask her to stop going to your shows. This is going a bit overboard. There are a LOT of Xiu Xiu fans who are not exactly wild about you. Just because someone likes the music doesn't necesarily mean they have to like the people making it. You've been acting like a whiny, spoiled teenage girl over the entire thing.

-Robert
Fort Lauderdale, FL

PS - Songs about child rape, buttholes, and cum aren't exactly any more PC than saying the word 'chink' "


"fuck you you fucking teenaged shit face
are you being any different?
fuck off
miranda and i are working it out
stay the fuck out of my buisness
tiny tiny tiny boring little boy"

Two mintutes later:
"i just wanted to tell you to fuck off again
please bobby dont be like this your whole life"

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FIRE WALK WITH ME [24 Dec 2006|02:26pm]
[ music | Billy Bragg - Love Gets Dangerous ]

Last night at about 4 am, just as I'm about to sleep, i go to the bathroom for once last wee. When I turn the light on, the room is hazy. Normally I'd just think it's mist from the shower, but it wasn't humid at all. When I turn on the hallway light, I see the whole house is thick with smoke.

On the stove was a saucepan with flames coming out of it. Like those garbage pale bonfires that hobos use in the winter. My brother had been frying earlier (frozen corndogs from Walgreens of all things) and the oil had somehow caught fire. I have no idea how it happend. He swears that all the burners were off, but who knows.

There is no major damage to the house but the kitchen is a mess from smoke damage, which my mom is having a breakdown about. Rightfully so. She was screaming until her throat was swore when it happened and this morning she started crying about it. I hope she's calmed down now, or at least by tonight so we can have a nice dinner.

It's weird though. A few nights ago I had a dream that my brother caused some trouble that involved the police. In the dream he had this bewildered look that he had on all of last night. Also in the dream I spontaniously ran into a friend from highschool. Earlier last night I saw him at blockbuster. I also dreamed that Ilana was dating a douchebag and was very uncomfortable WATCH OUT

Everyone is going on about how I saved the day twice yesterday. First in the morning by providing clean urine for a drug test, and then by finding the fire when everyone else was asleep. I only saw the smoke because I had to use the bathroom, so both times I "saved the day" my urine was the hero. IT TRULY IS GOLDEN.

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[23 Dec 2006|03:01am]
[ music | Kettel - Sekt I Sing ]

Tomorrow I have to piss in a bottle. I wish I could say this was a new and unfamilar experience for me.

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I say this everyday. [22 Dec 2006|03:58am]
[ music | Wisp - Congratulations ]

It's been a weird day.

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[11 Dec 2006|02:20am]
[ music | Autechre - Glitch ]

Hello.

I've undeleted for the same reason I deleted in the first place. It just seemed like the thing to do.

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A day in three chapters. [02 Oct 2006|01:38am]
[ music | Sonic Youth - Rain on Tin ]

one )

two )

three )

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I realize this entry could be viewed as quite boohoo. [21 Sep 2006|11:29pm]
[ mood | Resolved ]
[ music | Vesna - Desrt ]

Rosh Hashana is tomorrow night, so my jew years resolution is NO MORE BOOHOO LJ ENTRIES. It's time I learn to hide any emotions I have again.

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[20 Sep 2006|02:06am]
jane from spain shows no refrain )
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[18 Sep 2006|01:40am]
[ music | Vashti Bunyan - Window Over the Bay ]

It's only been a week but I hate school and want to drop out to become a wayward vagabond searching for love and meaning on the northwest coast.

or just throw myself in the ocean.

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[16 Sep 2006|05:18am]
Hey I have new icons
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[11 Sep 2006|04:08am]
Fuck community college. Let's get drunk and eat some chicken fingers.
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The best mistake ever [06 Sep 2006|06:12pm]
[ music | Gal Costa - Tuareg ]

weezlyismyking: how exactly does one procure a gall stone
hetlir: Dose just gave me a painkiller
weezlyismyking: sounds like something he would do
weezlyismyking: also
weezlyismyking: to procure means to get
hetlir: I know
hetlir: I was wondering what the fuck you were talking about
weezlyismyking: what?
hetlir: how does dose one get a gallstone?
hetlir: I got the gallstone, not dose one
weezlyismyking: NO
weezlyismyking: how does one
weezlyismyking: how..... does........................... one (1)
hetlir: ooooh
hetlir: hahahaha
weezlyismyking: hahahahaha
weezlyismyking: best, mistake, EVER.

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[06 Sep 2006|01:20am]
I showed my mom YouTube and explained it to her, now she wants to buy me a webcam so I can be a video blogger.
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